seminars for women by men

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 25-May-2007 6:54:09

These valuable courses specific to the needs of women has been thoughtfully
prepared and presented by men as in-depth and life changing courses.
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1. Elementary Map Reading
2. Crying and Law Enforcement
3. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR
4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours
5. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast
6. The Seven-Outfit Week
7. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine "It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty:
Deal With it"
8. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions
9. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights
10. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
11. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water
12. Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament
13. Telephone Translations: formerly titled "Me Too" Equals I Love You
14. How to Earn Your Own Money
15. Gift-giving Fundamentals: formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics =
Good"
16. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
17. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
18. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station
19. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
20. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
21. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too
22. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
23. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")
24. To Honour and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
25. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
26. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?

Remember girls, no hitting.

Bob

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 25-May-2007 18:33:27

LOL These are good.

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Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 26-May-2007 4:34:18

I want to dedicate #23 to Becky. And don't forget it!

Bob

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 26-May-2007 8:34:06

I'm not quite sure why that one is dedicated to me, but oh well, you're just a man so I don't have to care what you think.